01 — Pilot

02 — ... had sex with Paxton Hall-Yoshida

03 — ... gotten drunk with the popular kids

04 — ... felt super indian

05 — ... started a nuclear war

06 — ... been the loneliest boy in the world

07 — ... been a big, fat liar

08 — ... pissed off everyone I know

09 — ... had to be on my best behavior

10 — ... said I'm sorry