01 — Not like a shvantz right in the face

02 — Au revoir, le double dong

03 — A roll of film, a 3-iron, and a pearl necklace

04 — An exciting new chapter in the annals of erotica

05 — Just relaying news about a wayward snake

06 — A feminist with frisson

07 — God save the Queen of Dicks

08 — Oh, you're the sun now? Giver of life?

09 — We're gonna need more tinsel

10 — You happened to me