01 — Rule #23: Never Lie To The Kids

02 — Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges By The Hour

03 — Rule #47: Always Take Advantage Of Me Time

04 — Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place To Visit

05 — Rule #21: Leave Childishness To Children

06 — Rule #33: When In Doubt, Run Away

07 — Rule #67: Don't Kill The Princess

08 — Rule #17: Ask The Answer Lady

09 — Rule #32: F-You, Rob Frumpkis

10 — Rule #3: Don't Stand In The Doorway

11 — Rule #46: Keep The Holidays Low Key

12 — Rule #92: Don't Do The Crime If You Can't Do The Time

13 — Rule #101: Know When It's Time To Move On