01 — Being the Best at Being the Best Was Not My Thing, So I Decided to Be the Best at Being the Worst

02 — I Automatically Do Everything Opposite the Rest of the World

03 — They See Me as a Mix of Pippi Longstocking and Al Capone

04 — Let the Party Begin

05 — Why Would I Have a Job? I Don't Have Time for S**t Like That and You'll Miss Out on All the Fun Stuff

06 — I've Read Every Book Ever Written, and a Few More